Do you know what Baby Milestones are? Buckle up, you’re about to.

Also in this post: the MM accidentally starts a fight with a swan.

Ho ho hope you like terrible Christmas presents. I was going to say this edition is guaranteed 100% free of Toothy Pig but it… isn’t.

In some way, haven’t we all had a bare bum at the gun club? This is a baby update. Skip if you aren’t into that sort of thing.

The final instalment in My Pregnancy Journey. Did it take me longer to write this blog than to actually do the third trimester? No comment.

To wear the cursed onesie, turn to page this blog.

I hadn’t seen the right side of 5am in YEARS! And then I had a baby.

Sorry if this blog isn’t very good, I’ve been up since 5am and I bet you know why.

All meats are equal, but some meats are more equal than others.

A post that begins as a gentle exploration of reading to your baby, and ends with a hate-filled rant about a children’s book about a bumblebee.

The Milkmeister is now almost four months old. What has she been up to? Let’s find out.

Welcome to the second trimester! You are the Fly.

Did you know you can wear babies? Sometimes I wear mine. Read all about it! My God this blog is going downhill.

Play it again, Christopher!

Spoiler alert: it is not like the picture.

Are you ready for a game of World’s Worst Ambulance?

Do you rock babies? I rock babies.

I have a baby and no idea what I’m doing. Would you like some tips?

Would you like to hear a story about the time I cried over lolly cake twice in one afternoon?

You’ll never guess what I had. Unless, of course, your guess is ‘baby’.

Did you know there is a parasitic wasp named after Shakira?

What about the soldier fly named after RuPaul?

Learn about these animals, and more, in this horrendously educational post!