When I was a toddler, I started every day by standing up in my cot and yelling, “You Awake!” because a) I thought my name was You, and b) wake up everybody, it’s time for Me. Clearly, not much has changed.

If you’re a client who has stumbled across this by accident, firstly, I am very sorry, and secondly, please don’t feel that you need to bring it up in a meeting.

Introducing the Main Characters:

About Me:

I live in New Zealand, work in marketing, swim in togs.

You can email me at ally.mullord@gmail.com or through the contact page.

About Charlie:

Charlie is a 13-year-old bearded collie. He is still capable of many new tricks.

2019 Update: Charlie is now a timeless bearded collie who has gone to sleep on the Great Couch in the Sky. Pretty sure he still got new tricks though.

2022 Update: Charlie is now immortalised in the Major Barkana tarot deck, because that is a productive use of my budget.